Monday, August 16, 2010

I feel amaaaziiiiing!

What a weekend! I love weekends like this one when I'm actually looking forward to something each day. Let's recap!

Thursday was overall a great day. A bunch of us went to the beach, in all its 70 degree and slightly breezy glory. It started off cloudy, but they quickly went away, leaving a pleasant sun. While the weather was crackin', my fuckin' stomach wasn't. OMG but two shits in a public restroom later, I was back to my bitchass self haha!

As you can see, guess who was the sexiest! haha this was taken right after I released my demons in the surprisingly clean bathroom at Seabright. Everyone's in it, except for Rosemary who took the picture on her Droid the size of a fuckin' window. But anyway, later that day, we had a baby bbq at Anthony's, while keeping an eye on the Perseid meteor shower going on. I saw a helllza buhhright one and that's all I needed. It shot across the entire sky and lit my face up. It was so bright, I thought I was dying or some shit. Ok, well not that bright but yeah, whatever. We tried going to a much secluded part of San Jose, but it was a total fail. The city is just tooo bright.

I think Friday was an even better day! Scott, Adrian, and I took BART to San Francisco in tha MORN to check out the Black Scale sample sale.

We were helllla expecting clothes to be only $10-$15, but NO! The shirts were still original price with a slight sale. Yeah it was a sample sale, but not a CHEAP CLOTHES sale haha. I still ended up getting a maroon shirt with some funky Sanskrit-inpsired letters, and a black shirt with a Shiva statue on the front. Too bad it came down to $60! Again, whatever. On the way back to BART, I noticed the bubble walls going down the escalators.

They might appear as bubble wrap that never pops, but there is some artsy, architectural aspect to them. NEAT TEHEHE.OH! And I saw this black guy sitting by us who looked like the love child of T-PAIN and MIDGET MAC hahaha!!!!!!!


FUCKING KUHHHRAZZYYY, huh! And guess what, he was counting his money the whole time on the ride. How swagga masta' of him! But anyway, later that night, we all drank up at Josh's. That was the night I fell in love with Knockout and became a king of Relay. HMMMM.

Saturday was much more... interesting. Adrian, Jacky, Anthony, and I went to Ness's birthday party in Daly City. It was pretty cool. We left undefeated at beer pong and that's all that matters haha. But on the real, I did not notice how many people were there. It was probably because of the draaanks and brownie ;]. But anywho, we left too early because of some drama! But whatever, what do you expect.

So that was my weekend. I hope next week will be just as eventful as this one, both postively and negatively. I just need to get out of the house and enjoy my summer until school starts! holla!


with feelings of satisfaction,
Ricardo Juni

Monday, August 9, 2010

YES

I saw my manong again today. You know, Jo Koy. He performed at SJ Improv this weekend, and let me just say this: He doesn't disappoint!

I went with Anne Chan, Lynn, and Rae and this is how close we were! We were close enough to see the hair on his chest, but far enough to not be his next victim. We definitely had great seats, but the service wasn't that great. The lady was slow with our orders, but DAYUMMM I wasn't carded! So it was all good. Oh by the way, the fat chick wasn't taking a picture of me haha.

But anyway, Josep was amaaaaziiiing!!! He delivered another hard-hitting, energetic performance and talked about what an asshole his son could be, how Indian music isn't the best music to make love to, and how his mom got her own radio station in Las Vegas. Check her out at w....w....w..... hahaha! Thai Rivera opened up and he was helllla hilarious! His set should've been longer. Also, Passion made a guest performance. We found out that he's been working with Robin Thicke and Justin Beiber to name a few! Damn, he's on the come UP and hellla representing the talent from The Bay. Good shit forreal!

All in all, it was one of the highlights of my summer so far! I think this year's performance was better than last! I didn't take a picture with him this time, but I'm planning to in December when... HE PERFORMS A SPECIAL FOR COMEDY CENTRAL IN SAN FRANCISCO! Yes, he's gonna have ANOTHER one here in The Bay and everyone who signs up on the email list gets to pre-order their tickets before the general public. You already know I'm theerreeeee!



with much love for my manong,
Ricardo Koy Barcelona Juni